Miles Willis McDermott IV
I bought a shit-ton of adorable vinyl faces and started putting them on toilets everywhere I go.

I bought a shit-ton of adorable vinyl faces and started putting them on toilets everywhere I go.

Spontaneous tattoo last night.
Because ampersands give me funny feelings〜♪

I’ll be getting two black lightning bolts on my waist later. (`ω´ )

Spontaneous tattoo last night.
Because ampersands give me funny feelings〜♪

I’ll be getting two black lightning bolts on my waist later. (`ω´ )

When your parents walk in on you playing an MMORPG and say
“Are you winning?”
Shut up

why did I even go to art school

Hello again! What kind of music do you enjoy?

I’m bonkers for that boring shit played in super markets and elevators.
None of that New-Wave crap.
I’m talkin’ straight up, uncensored Lawrence Welk.
And I have no idea why.

Puberty gave me Bossa Nova feelings.

when i talk to girls

when i talk to girls

For the princess who stole hamburgers and hearts. Where ever she is, I hope she’s happy.

For the princess who stole hamburgers and hearts.
Where ever she is, I hope she’s happy.

いらしゃいませ〜♪

いらしゃいませ〜♪

I found a doll that accurately depicts Tumblr’s sick perception of beauty.
Still beautiful?

I found a doll that accurately depicts Tumblr’s sick perception of beauty.

Still beautiful?

Whaddup, Mother Flocker

Whaddup, Mother Flocker