Just bought a sick new Smart Car

Just bought a sick new Smart Car

A motivational poster I designed for the advertising agency I work for.

A motivational poster I designed for the advertising agency I work for.

Some motivational design for the advertising agency I work for.

Some motivational design for the advertising agency I work for.

You kids and your Mangae

You kids and your Mangae

"Fire Crotch"
An artistic interpretation of my ginger roommate’s pubic hair

"Fire Crotch"

An artistic interpretation of my ginger roommate’s pubic hair

"Owlope"

Ink Scribbles and Smeared Graphite

"Owlope"

Ink Scribbles and Smeared Graphite

Some recent photos of my 1960s Time Capsule Apartment.

The strongest Digiman

The strongest Digiman

shaqattack

shaqattack

New KickStarter campaign: 
Waterproof pretzels, so I can eat pretzels in the shower.

Goal of $3,000

Lovin’ the Oppais since ‘95

Lovin’ the Oppais since ‘95

notdiscoverykids sure does like his beans

notdiscoverykids sure does like his beans

Today, while grocery shopping, I sported a “Kazakhstan” accent to spice things up a bit. 

At the check out line, the cashier picked up this box and said “These look tasty!”

In the most Borat voice possible, I replied “I love ah Betty Crocker’s Loaded Asserhole”

I physically cannot explain this woman’s face.

Today, while grocery shopping, I sported a “Kazakhstan” accent to spice things up a bit.

At the check out line, the cashier picked up this box and said “These look tasty!”

In the most Borat voice possible, I replied “I love ah Betty Crocker’s Loaded Asserhole”

I physically cannot explain this woman’s face.

1960s Aircraft Boneyard with Curious Residents

1960s Aircraft Boneyard with Curious Residents

How my 67-year-old coworker refers to anime

How my 67-year-old coworker refers to anime