I’ve been getting pretty annoyed with the lack of ingenuity in logo design these days.
This is what your logo design says about you.

And my ability to illustrate genitals.

I’ve been getting pretty annoyed with the lack of ingenuity in logo design these days.

This is what your logo design says about you.

And my ability to illustrate genitals.

There’s a reason you can’t spell P-Dimethylaminobenzaldehyde without P-Diddy.
And I don’t know it.

There’s a reason you can’t spell P-Dimethylaminobenzaldehyde without P-Diddy.
And I don’t know it.

what is your degree in?

a picture frame

I keep mashing the Audio button to hear that janky, ratchet Robo-babe pronounce ” Bownaur “ 
I can’t bring myself to send this email.

I keep mashing the Audio button to hear that janky, ratchet Robo-babe pronounce ” Bownaur “ 

I can’t bring myself to send this email.

Just finished setting up my groovy Guest Suite.
Too bad I never have guests
/ tears /

Just finished setting up my groovy Guest Suite.

Too bad I never have guests

/ tears /

Here’s a cute, animated version of my chair illustration.

Here’s a cute, animated version of my chair illustration.

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

Teddie’s Estate - 1964

My kitchen is looking especially cute today〜✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

My kitchen is looking especially cute today〜✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Last night, I entered a design competition.

The competition was to design a bottle label for something called “Kombucha" within two hours.

When they blew the whistle, I promptly researched “Kombucha
I legitimately flinched when the results loaded on Google.

"FERMENTED BACTERIA TEA"

Disgusted with myself for continuing in the competition, I made sure to include my discomfort in the design by adding “Shit Drink" to it. 

Regardless of my snide label design, I won the contest. 

I saw a Coke ad in an old magazine I had and figured it could use some tweaking.

I saw a Coke ad in an old magazine I had and figured it could use some tweaking.

Merry Memorial Day, everyone.
Don’t forget to drink until you bald eagle.

Merry Memorial Day, everyone.
Don’t forget to drink until you bald eagle.

The $20 Mid-Century Time Capsule Apartment of a 20-Year-Old

This is a project of mine that I started about nine months ago when I turned 20 and moved to North Phoenix in the Medlock District.
I set off to garage sales and thrift stores with only a base of twenty dollars in my pocket. I began buying and selling until I had accumulated an entire home’s worth of mid-century furniture and decor. That budget included paint, wood-panel walls, and other repairs.

It was a ridiculous amount of hard work, but boy did it pay off.

Before you accuse me of having too much free time on my hands, keep in mind that I am also a full-time student and working as an in-house designer at a print shop. I’m just violently persistent in my hobbies.

Want to live here?
As it happens, I’m actually looking for a roommate.
I pay a monthly accumulative of about $1,500.
(That’s not very easy when you’re a solo 20-year-old college student)
But I’m only charging a flat rate of $400 monthly.
And if you don’t think that’s the best deal in America, then get out.

Message me for details

Do you still have that terrifying porcelain cat?

I was doing some quick scribble-sketches of myself to mock up a project I’m working on and-

-I realized that I look like Link from the Legend of Zelda in a K-pop band

Ouch

I was doing some quick scribble-sketches of myself to mock up a project I’m working on and-

-I realized that I look like Link from the Legend of Zelda in a K-pop band

Ouch