Miles Willis McDermott IV
Old-lady blouses make me look like a rich Disney villain.

Old-lady blouses make me look like a rich Disney villain.

So.
I’m at a thrift store, and I see an immaculate slice of toast next to a shattered lightbulb.

I started snorting at the thought of some guy holding a slice of toast and a lightbulb, then mistakenly taking a bite out of the lightbulb and being like
“LOL SILLY ME”
And then dying

So.
I’m at a thrift store, and I see an immaculate slice of toast next to a shattered lightbulb.

I started snorting at the thought of some guy holding a slice of toast and a lightbulb, then mistakenly taking a bite out of the lightbulb and being like
“LOL SILLY ME”
And then dying

I bought a shit-ton of adorable vinyl faces and started putting them on toilets everywhere I go.

I bought a shit-ton of adorable vinyl faces and started putting them on toilets everywhere I go.

Spontaneous tattoo last night.
Because ampersands give me funny feelings〜♪

I’ll be getting two black lightning bolts on my waist later. (`ω´ )

Spontaneous tattoo last night.
Because ampersands give me funny feelings〜♪

I’ll be getting two black lightning bolts on my waist later. (`ω´ )

When your parents walk in on you playing an MMORPG and say
“Are you winning?”
Shut up

why did I even go to art school

Hello again! What kind of music do you enjoy?

I’m bonkers for that boring shit played in super markets and elevators.
None of that New-Wave crap.
I’m talkin’ straight up, uncensored Lawrence Welk.
And I have no idea why.

Puberty gave me Bossa Nova feelings.

when i talk to girls

when i talk to girls

For the princess who stole hamburgers and hearts. Where ever she is, I hope she’s happy.

For the princess who stole hamburgers and hearts.
Where ever she is, I hope she’s happy.

いらしゃいませ〜♪

いらしゃいませ〜♪