Some recent photos of my 1960s Time Capsule Apartment.

The strongest Digiman

The strongest Digiman

shaqattack

shaqattack

New KickStarter campaign: 
Waterproof pretzels, so I can eat pretzels in the shower.

Goal of $3,000

Lovin’ the Oppais since ‘95

Lovin’ the Oppais since ‘95

notdiscoverykids sure does like his beans

notdiscoverykids sure does like his beans

Today, while grocery shopping, I sported a “Kazakhstan” accent to spice things up a bit. 

At the check out line, the cashier picked up this box and said “These look tasty!”

In the most Borat voice possible, I replied “I love ah Betty Crocker’s Loaded Asserhole”

I physically cannot explain this woman’s face.

Today, while grocery shopping, I sported a “Kazakhstan” accent to spice things up a bit.

At the check out line, the cashier picked up this box and said “These look tasty!”

In the most Borat voice possible, I replied “I love ah Betty Crocker’s Loaded Asserhole”

I physically cannot explain this woman’s face.

1960s Aircraft Boneyard with Curious Residents

1960s Aircraft Boneyard with Curious Residents

How my 67-year-old coworker refers to anime

How my 67-year-old coworker refers to anime

aye ye

firemayn

I’ve been getting pretty annoyed with the lack of ingenuity in logo design these days.
This is what your logo design says about you.

And my ability to illustrate genitals.

I’ve been getting pretty annoyed with the lack of ingenuity in logo design these days.

This is what your logo design says about you.

And my ability to illustrate genitals.

There’s a reason you can’t spell P-Dimethylaminobenzaldehyde without P-Diddy.
And I don’t know it.

There’s a reason you can’t spell P-Dimethylaminobenzaldehyde without P-Diddy.
And I don’t know it.

what is your degree in?

a picture frame

I keep mashing the Audio button to hear that janky, ratchet Robo-babe pronounce ” Bownaur “ 
I can’t bring myself to send this email.

I keep mashing the Audio button to hear that janky, ratchet Robo-babe pronounce ” Bownaur “ 

I can’t bring myself to send this email.

Just finished setting up my groovy Guest Suite.
Too bad I never have guests
/ tears /

Just finished setting up my groovy Guest Suite.

Too bad I never have guests

/ tears /