Just bought a sick new Smart Car
A motivational poster I designed for the advertising agency I work for.
Some motivational design for the advertising agency I work for.
An artistic interpretation of my ginger roommate’s pubic hair
Ink Scribbles and Smeared Graphite
Some recent photos of my 1960s Time Capsule Apartment.
New KickStarter campaign:
Waterproof pretzels, so I can eat pretzels in the shower.
Goal of $3,000
Lovin’ the Oppais since ‘95
Today, while grocery shopping, I sported a “Kazakhstan” accent to spice things up a bit.
At the check out line, the cashier picked up this box and said “These look tasty!”
In the most Borat voice possible, I replied “I love ah Betty Crocker’s Loaded Asserhole”
I physically cannot explain this woman’s face.
1960s Aircraft Boneyard with Curious Residents
How my 67-year-old coworker refers to anime